Twas the day before the Madness not a ghost was stirring, not even some shambling zombies



The red carpet was rolled out with care in the hope of a world premiere.


The ninjas all lay stealthy snug in their beds while dreams of defeated foes danced in their heads

Armed with a video camera and a laptop I set out to blog the madness

When out from the darkness arose such a clatter

I rushed to the theater to see what was the matter

When what should I see but a Dainipponjin starring straight at me


He carried with him ten film reels

and a midnight madness package what a deal

He than spoke and said 'Now JCVD, Now Detroit Metal City, Now Deadgirl, On Martyrs and Chocolate off into the world you go to find the audience that awaits you all!'

'To all a good Midnight Madness and all a good fright!'

Robert Mitchell

Yes I do indeed have time on my hands.